crap monkey
a reaction of dissatisfaction.
stop being a cr-p monkey.
or
cr-p monkies, i can’t find my phone.
one of many all-purpose expletives comparable to f-ck, sh-t, d-mn it or bl–dy h-ll, typically uttered when something surprising and/or undesirable has happened. it is considered to be more whimsical and socially acceptable than blatantly dropping the f-bomb in public.
usage of “cr-pmonkey” as an expletive is believed to have originated in suburban new england.
“cr-pmonkey! i just stabbed myself in the arm with a friggin’ pencil. how’d that happen?”
1.a person with a definitive liking for all the wonders of cr-p.
2.a monkey slinging cr-p in a red buick.why a buick? they are cr-p.
1.that dude is such a friggin’ cr-p monkey that i can’t even belive it! sick!
2.i just saw a monkey hurlin’ cr-p in this red cr-p-car! dude!
1. to be lazy
2. to be irritable because one is refusing to do what another asks
3. to be a disappointing individual
-ies
1. we are such cr-pmonkies when we are together.
2. you are such a cr-pmonkey! why won’t you move that box!
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