crap pockets


when your doing laundry and your jeans are full of things you’ve never seen before
cr-p pockets –
“hmm what’s this … this wasn’t my fortune cookie slip … how the h-ll?”
“hmm what’s this … a b-tton in my pocket? … how the h-ll?”
“hmm what’s this … $20!… oh wait … it’s one of those fake bills … really?”

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    that’s the sh-t.your awsome that’s the bombdigate.


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