Crap Rapids


the treacherous narrow area of sh-t creek. used to describe a series of unfortunate or stressful events in one’s life that happen in quick succesion.
bill- i’ve been up sh-t creek without a paddle for the past month, but the last few days have been a blur. it’s just one screw-up after another.

tim- sounds like you’ve hit cr-p rapids

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