crap salad


when a dj cant mix two tracks together, let alone mixing a salad… therefore: cr-p salad = cr-p set.
paris : that was a sh-t mix…

jae : yeah, that dj couldnt mix a salad…

paris : unless it was a cr-p salad…..

———————— 30 mins later ————————

-dj plays sh-t mix-

paris : wtf was that?

jae : cr-p salad.
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something unbelievably false or unfair. a nicer way to say bullsh-t.
i can’t believe i have to work two weekends in a row. that’s such cr-p salad.

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