crap shoot


something that is random, not based on skill. people think this refers to an -sshole (where your cr-p shoots out), but it’s actually a reference to the dice-rolling game called cr-ps.
the stock market is a cr-p shoot.
1. a toss up, roll of the dice, or a gamble. anything could happen.
2. taking a bet purely for the action of it, not based on the odds in one’s favor.
3. in poker, making a call for a large amount purely on a draw just to take a chance at the reward.
1. my internet connection has been a cr-pshoot lately with all the storms and power outages.
2. that team has been up and down lately but i got a good feeling about tonight, at the least it’s a cr-pshoot.
3. i figured i’d take a cr-pshoot and try to catch the flush on him after his comments at the table all night, would have been straight crenshaw to p-ss that pr-ck off.
a cr-p shoot is a view of the future, seeing it as variable and dynamic, and totally unforeseeable. besides the fact that it is slightly more black than the present.
“what are you doing friday?”

“i don’t know. it’s a cr-p shoot.”
slim chance of occurance
betting on the horses is a cr-p shoot
cr-p shoot = college admissions
admission to the top 10 colleges in the u.s. is a cr-p shoot no matter how good you are.
a person, place, or thing that is full of sh-t!
that place was a real cr-p shoot!
you ever seen the movie jingle all the way? what a cr-p shoot!
the cops are cr-p shoot’s. ftp!
inserting your fingers into a v-g-n- and wildly shaking them from side to side and up and down until she gushes, then taking your poon soaked hand and slinging it on her face.
jeff finally got to finger his girlfriend, however, she squirted all over his mom’s sofa…so he gave that little wh-r- a cr-p shoot.

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