crap-shy
when your taking a cr-p, either in a public restroom, or at a party,but flush before you let it out, to cover the noise of the cr-p because you feel nervous about what people will think about you and your hygiene.
guy 1: does jimmy ever take a dump?
guy 2: yeah, but he’s cr-p-shy so you cant hear him.
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