crapdance
a dance popular with toddlers/small children. occurs when a sh-t
is held in for too long resulting in pain and or discomfort in said child. not wanting to tell anyone for wanting to keep play. the child then starts to dance also know as the potty dance though the latter is normal related to the bladder.
child’s thought: hmm now let me see play or sh-t ill wait an hour and then go
mother:!!! oh god u sh-t your pant!?!?!? why didn’t you go in the cr-pper
child:you said many bad words
mother: o lordy lordy why didn’t i go ahead with the abortion i should have known you were doing the cr-pdance the whole time
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