crapetarian


a person who lives on a diet of mostly junk food. their diet includes ice cream, cookies, diet soft drinks, and candy bars; it excludes poultry, meat, and fish, but some cr-petarians eat dairy {lactocr-petarians}, eggs {ovocr-petarians} or both {ovolactocr-petarians}. motivations include, but are not limited to ethics, parental defiance, garbology and health.
hope tried to convert me into a vegetarian but she is really a cr-petarian. we had pizza, ice cream, chips and soda for lunch.

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