crapmaster
1. a person who takes more than 2 dumps daily and spending more than 30 minutes per time doing it.
2.or somebody whose sh-t is the length of a dole banana.
3. or somebody whose sh-t looks like the dairy queen swirl cone. it was swirled to perfection.
you still in there?
yes, i am.
dude. you are the cr-pmaster!
you didn’t flush the toilet. look at the size of that! you are the cr-pmaster!
2 more definitions
1. anyone who can find the worst part of any experience. even when everything is perfect they can ruin it.
2. anyone who can suck the joy out of a good time.
3. anyone who feels awful about themselves. after a while they will make you feel sh-tty about yourself.
4. someone you don’t like but can’t think of one thing that stands out.
fish is such a cr-pmaster. i feel like sh-t after a date with him.
anybody named francis
where is cr-pmaster?
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