crapmonger
1. one who sells cr-p
2. one who spreads bullsh-t in the manner of a cr-pmonger
3. that one guy who always f-cks things up
1. omfg, did you see carson daly’s show today? he’s such
a cr-pmonger.
2. billy, we need more fertilizer for your father’s
crop. go see the cr-pmonger and be quick about it.
3. cr-pf-cksh-t! this cr-pmongering car has
stalled out on me for the last time. hand me the blowtorch.
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