Crapoclock


a time that only occurs when one is sharing a bed with a significant other. cr-poclock is the time that that person comes home, when it is too late or they’re too drunk to have s-x, and all you want to do is sleep. when that happens, the time is cr-poclock.
man, i’m so tired. my honey came home at cr-poclock last night still all riled up.

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