Crapped the Tablet
an unfortunate event whereby you rely on somebody to do you a solid and the person in question utterly fails you.
origin: derived from the event where a medicinal capsule or tablet is not absorved by the body and is p-ssed in the feces, proving to be useless beyond your control.
i forgot to turn in my -ssignment before i left, so i told jimmy to turn it in for me. unfortunately he cr-pped the tablet and now i’m failing the cl-ss.
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