crappening


something that happens, an occurance or event. it is used specifically in inquisition, and is featured in the motion picture joe dirt.
a bro, or brosky, will walk through your front door unbeknownst to you with a twelve pack of rolling rock or corona, at which point you exclaim: “what’s cr-ppening?!”
when something cr-ppy happens.
i can’t believe this is cr-ppening to me right now.
(1)sh-tty stuff that happens on a daily basis or (2)funny stories involving poo
(1)waking up late, traffic, spilling coffee on your keyboard, getting ridiculous -ssignments from your boss. these could all be on your list of cr-ppenings or (2)that wonderful story your mom tells every year at christmas about how she caught you fingerpainting with feces when you were two.

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