crapper cologne
a type of cologne usually found in dispensers in nightclub bathrooms; they are frequently used by men who believe thay are about to get lucky.
woman 1: hey, why didn’t you go with that one guy?
woman 2: are you kidding, he was drenched in so much cr-pper cologne i couldn’t breathe!
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