Crapper


slang term for an late 19th century toilet fixture. during wwi soldiers oftern visited these toilets and called them cr-ppers. the name originated from a popular seller of toilets. thomas cr-pper of england.
thomas cr-pper invented the modern toilet which is still in use today with few changes.

g-d d-mn i got to take a cr-p.
named after the inventor of the modern toilet, thomas cr-pper of england
i need to use the cr-pper.
british navy slang for being incredibly drunk.
“i woke up with the captain’s wife this morning”
“you must have been completely cr-ppers last night”
latin cr-ppus – to study, or to drop

a. place or room in which one or many written text (i.e. jugs, playboy, maxim, sports ill-strated, autoweek, etc.) are tediously studied by men

b. place or room where st-rdy brown logs are dropped in a porcelain container

c. a bad turn; something that has taken a turn for the worse
a. alright! i think i’m going to read this in the cr-pper

b. d-mn! i gotta drop a log! i’m going to the cr-pper.

c. wow! this place has gone to the cr-pper!
another name for the toilet, named after mr. cr-pper, it’s inventor. this is from which the word ‘cr-p’ and ‘to take a cr-p’ came from.
i need to use mr. cr-pper’s cr-pper to take a cr-p. you dig?
h-llo breakfast!
contrary to popular belief – the cr-pper was not invented by thomas cr-pper – it was invented 50 years before he was born. thomas cr-pper was a plumber and he may have installed some. cr-pper comes from the english word cr-p which was any discarded refuse, junk, remains, etc. cr-pper was a term invented by american soldiers during wwi who were stationed in england.
my tummy hurts – i must get rid of some cr-p. may i please use your cr-pper?
a toilet.
“dude, i’m full, time to head to the cr-pper.”

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