crappin on the clock
the act of rushing to your job to take a cr-p or staying late to take a cr-p on company time. this is especially satisfying when you leave your house in the morning, already needing to take a cr-p and holding it in to go at work…on the clock.
i really had to take a dump this morning, even before getting in the shower, but i held it so i would be cr-ppin on the clock.
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