craprostinating
the opposite of procrastination. when you get everything you’ve set out to do (or are required to get done) in record time & are bored because you did it so d-mn fast.
hey, why’s bobby looking glum?
he’s been cr-prostinating his work all week & now he doesn’t have any left.
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