crapstipated
adj : have difficult or incomplete or infrequent evacuation of cr-p.
adj : you can’t cr-p no matter how hard you try, sometimes only gas comes out
see also fartstipated
that burrito is lodged in my belly and it won’t come out, i am cr-pstipated.
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