craptology
cr-ap-to-logy
– noun
1. the branch of biology dealing with the study of feces and all fecal matter; including airborne fecal particles, and also the lesser known fart particles.
2. the study of poo and how it is created; what foods make what type of poo; (i.e. shapes)
3. the study of poo and the meaning of it’s colors; what food makes what color of poo.
related words: pootology, cr-p 101, sh-tonomy, fecal fallacies 1002, etc.
for my cr-ptology final i was dissecting my brother’s fecal matter, and discovered that the red colors were because of the pills he had ingested earlier for his tummy.
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