crapuccino


a typical rancid bitter starbucks drink that gives you the runs almost immediately! it’s especially bad if you drink it in chino, ca. – known as the double cr-puccino.

—not to be confused with a “capuccino” made elsewhere ie-(equal parts of espresso and hot milk topped with cinnamon and nutmeg and usually whipped cream). —
right after i had that cr-puccino i had to sprint to the toilet.
any coffee-based drink consumed post-meal for the purpose of triggering a bowel movement.
fred: “that was a great lunch no?”
tom: “absolutely, but i’m totally stuffed.”
fred: “me too, time for my after-lunch cr-puccino.”

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