crash bandicoot


legend playstation character that made his debut in 1996 in the first of the crash bandicoot games. in late 1997 crash bandicoot 2: cortex strikes back was released and to me it is still by far of the best of the crash games. crash 3, ctr (crash team racing), and a few other later crash games came out on the original playstation. more recently there has been 2 crash games on the playstation 2 but many argue these do not compare to the older games.
crash bandicoot 2 is the best platform game on playstation.
an awesome video game character
crash bandicoot rocks!
star of many video games, crash bandicoot was one of the victims of the power-mad dr neo cortex, who tried to cause rapid evolution in animals in order to turn them into his army of heavies. crash, together with his sister coco bandicoot and their friend crunch bandicoot, are now dedicated to putting a spoke in every wheel of evil plotting cortex dreams up. the best games in crash’s history, in my view, are ‘cortex strikes back’ and ‘twinsanity’. in the latter, crash was forced to team up with cortex in order to foil the plans of two power-mad birds (who were former pets of cortex).
cortex: i’ll destroy you and take over this world.

crash bandicoot: uh….

cortex: i shall be the supreme being of the universe!

crash: uh….

cortex: you’ve a real way with words, do you know that?!

the act of punching someone directly in the b-tthole.
“i’m going to crash bandicoot that guy chad wearing a bluetooth headset at the bar.”

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