Crash landing
one’s reaction after popping in the rental dvd for what one believes to be “crash”, paul haggis’s hard-edged but ultimately heart-warming commentary on race relations in los angeles (and, thus, the world), only to find that one has accidentally rented “crash”, david cronenberg’s controversial and s-xually graphic film (based on jg ballard’s controversial book) about car-crash s-xual fetishism.
pa: ma, i do believe that woman is completely nude, and being sodomized by that man.
ma: pa, i do believe you are not mistaken. oh my. (faints)
rod serling: what we have just seen here is a most unfortunate crash landing. one that has sent these two hick f-cks…(wait for it)…into the twilight zone.
a handshake in which a person reaches out for a handshake with someone they had just met but quickly fakes him/her out and goes for a hug but then again fakes him/her out by stretching his/her arms out in what appears to be a falling airplane position and quickly grabbing/fingering his/her b-lls/p-ssy.
hence the “crash landing”.
joe: yo dan why does it look like you’ve just seen your grandma getting f-cked in the -ss?
dan: dude some guy just went to shake my hand and hug me at the same time, but instead he grabbed my f-ckin sack!!
joe: haaa! sounds like you just got a crash landing!
an unkempt v-g-n-. excessive hair in the v-g-n-l area. an explosion of hair in the lower private area of a woman. a landing strip gone wrong.
turtle’s friend: yo man did you hook up with her yet?
trurtle: yeah duuuuude she had a hugeeeee crash landing!!!!! it looks like a jungle.
when you fall off a building, naked, and you teabag someone when you hit the ground. it always results in two fatalities.
ben dupuis had a major “crash landing” on that b-tch in downtown toronto.
when a man completely smashes a woman’s box. (see smash box)
aidos: hey krystal, why are you walking like that?
krystal: i had a crash landing last night!
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