crass monkey
a mixture of four loko and orange juice. a play on the traditional “br-ss monkey,” consisting of a 40 of malt liquor and oj.
also known as “an even poorer man’s mimosa.”
four loko and orange juice? that is one tasty cr-ss monkey!
an ‘out of the ordinary’ individual who just by being themselves, will constantly commit faux pas perceived as lude or inappropriate.
things a cr-ssmonkey might do:
-eat swedish fish found on a park bench
-pick his nose in public
-eat the b-tt end roach of a joint to refrain from wasting pot
-burp often
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