crasterbate


to m-st-rb-t- furiously while streams of tears roll down your cheeks
“dude i hear ben was crasterbating furiously after bridgette said no to him for homecoming” “yeah dude, i hear he crasterbated around 20 times man”
to cry while masturbating.
after that one kid walked in on me banging his girlfriend, he sat down and crasterbated in the room while we got stuffy.
to m-st-rb-t- furiously while streams roll down your cheeks
“dude i hear ben was crasterbating so much after bridgette said no to him for homecoming” “yeah dude, i hear he crasterbated around 20 times man”
to cry while masturbating or vice versa
“its valentines day and i don’t have a date, i am just going to go home and crasterbate”

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