Cratchiting
working on christmas eve for soulless corporate jack-sses.
“a poor excuse for picking a man’s pocket every december the 25th!”
– ebenezer scrooge
“what are you doing christmas eve? hanging out with your family? wrapping presents for your kids? cuddling in front of the fire with your lover?”
“naaah- they’ve got me cratchiting this year”
“sh-t- that sucks”
Read Also:
- Crazy Bitch Society
this is a society with female members. a member lives by the following rules. she is free thinking, true to herself, self–ssured, self-preserving, p-ssionate, independent, confident and successful. she works hard for what she gains and knows what she wants in her life. she stands up for herself and those she loves. she faces life’s […]
- cream the rabbit
cream is a cute little rabbit from the “sonic the hedgehog” video games. she flys with her ears and uses her chao, cheese, to attack. cream has appered in these games: sonic advance 2(gba) sonic adventure dx (gcn) as a cameo sonic heroes (gcn) sonic battle (gba) sonic advance 3 (gba) cream and sonic are […]
- creamy yarmulke
when a man m-st-rb-t-s in the shower and shoots c-m up over his head and it lands on his bald spot, while singing hava nagila that is a creamy yarmulke. chaim couldn’t get laid at the bar mitzvah, so he went home and gave himself a creamy yarmulke.
- creepsneak
someone who does things on the down low; someone who tries to be sneaky about things wanda kirkland tries to be a creepsneak but she’s just a cl-sterf-ck.
- Creepy McCreeperton
a creepy person. usually appears in a party-like setting. “that guy is a creepy mccreeperton