Crate Day


national crate day is an unofficial holiday in new zealand held on the first sat-rday of summer every year to celebrate the weather warming up by sharing a crate of beer with your mates , whacking some meat on the barbie, playing some highly compet-tive backyard cricket, and listening to the rock radio station very loudly.

it’s easy to partic-p-te in carte day but all crate day supporters must abide the 10 commandments of national crate day. they’re like laws, but more important…

commandment #1: thou shall begin at midday.
commandment #2: thou shall listen to the rock crate day hundy
commandment #3: thou shall wear thy stubbies and thy singlet
commandment #4: thou shall support thy crate of origin
commandment #5: thou shalt not toss any salad.
commandment #6: thou shall respect thy neighbour.
commandment #7: thou only beef that shall attend national crate day is thy beef for thy bbq
commandment #8: thou shall look out for thy mates, even dave
commandment #9: don’t let’th the sun get thy best of you and your provisions

commandment #10: thou shall always keep rules 1-9 top of mind, to ensure we continue the rock national crate day legacy for centuries to come.
“pop down to the bottle-o and get me some steinlagers for dave’s crate day bbq on your way”

“i hate being an aucklander on crate day, lion red tastes like dog p-ss”

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