Crater Penis


a p-n-s that is so small that it is inverted, much like a crater
samantha: oh my g-d, please whip it out john
john: -whips it out-
samantha: ew, it’s a crater p-n-s!!!!
a p-n-s that is so deformed it almost shares a liking of a coffeecake.

or

when it’s time to become a nun.
john held up a sponge to his private parts they were almost identical, that’s when i realized my boyfriend had a craterp-n-s.

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