Crawford, TX
a village in texas who is currently missing their idiot.
ever since george w. bush left crawford, the village has gotten smarter. it is a shame that everyone in the village more than likly voted for him.
the secondary residence of our great president: george w. bush. it is one of many homes he has lived in texas throughout his lifetime, the other including houston, midland, and austin. many liberals despise him for vacationing here.
the liberals once again bashed bush for going on a short vacation in crawford, tx, when he should be facing more opposition in washington for having our troops in iraq. (yeah, that’s right, i guess the libs don’t want him to have a break from the left-wing attacks and barrages.)
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