Crawford

1) adj: used to describe someone who has reached the highist rank of bad-ss.
2) adj: also used to describe someone who has mastered the fine art of pleasing the ladies in a bad-ss form.
3) synonym for bad-ss the epitome of the american male. he radiates confidence in everything he does, whether it’s ordering a drink, buying a set of wheels, or dealing with women. he’s slow to anger, brutally efficient when fighting back. the bad-ss carves his own path. he wears, drives, drinks, watches, and listens to what he chooses, when he chooses, where he chooses, uninfluenced by fads or advertising campaigns. bad-ss style is understated but instantly recognizable. like a fine car or a good pair of sungl-sses: simple, direct, and functional.
1) “dude, check that guy out… what a crawford, i totally want to be him.”
2) marie: “so how did it go with your guy last night?”
clara: “it was mindblowing!! i came like 20 times! he was a total crawford.
3) did you see that guy with the ferrari and the ray bands? he is a total crawford.
crawfords, they make yummy biscuits.
person 1 man did you just dunk a crawford?
person 2 yeh. it was a taste sensation!
a group of extremely nice african american people that like donuts
i saw the crawfords at ihop
1. anyone that holds there own; bad-ss, large male, i will own you it even goes higher than chuck norris…yes chuck norris; wow that guy is pretty crawford

2. a word used to describe anyone who is doing something legit; those new air jordans are crawford

3. if you find yourself in m-town layin down with a headache you may have just gotten a crawford sandwich, a double, a beat-down crawford style; i think i just got owned crawford style
crawford powned
normally a guy with a huge nose. typically has a speech impedement. awkward as h-ll, too. can’t make eye contact with the opposite s-x without blushing and turning away, scared. great at art! usually has a crush on a girl named celia.
“dude, that guy was checking out celia and never even talked to her… he’s a total crawford”

“do you think i need plastic surgery on my nose? shut the f-ck up crawford.”

“he looked at celia 148 times in 40 minutes. what a crawford.”
to throw oneself off a cliff, landing on one’s feet, leg first in to a suit made of cash. award under one arm, a child in each hand.
sh-t bro, you didn’t even think about that sh-t. now look at you. you pulled a mad crawford there.
a man who leaves, f-cks over takes off on his girlfriend/wife without any warning or goodbye, never to return.
“i got home from work and my husband had packed up and left me. i had no idea he was leaving. he didn’t even say goodbye. he’s done a real crawford on me!

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