Crawled Apart


when you girl just loves to get spread apart but her legs nearly crawl.
boy 1 : “hey man! my girl’s legs were crawled apart last night, she was literally handing it to me.”
boy 2 : “i love when a girl just crawls apart.”

Read Also:

  • crazy fuck

    1) a very dark, twisted, and bizarre individual( perverse personalities,people who laugh for no reason incessantly, people with destructive tendencies, and people who just seem naturally drunk/high without the use of substances to get that way) are very good examples of this ” in every group of friends there’s always the crazy f-ck”

  • Crimping Wheaties

    has the possibility to literally mean crimping wheaties. though it probably doesn’t actually mean that. the origins of the word are very mysterious, but it probably originated somewhere in falmouth. guy1: guess what? i’m getting sucked in my plane! guy2: your crimpin’ wheaties tim. guy1: oh my god, i am not crimping wheaties!

  • crimy

    someone living a both grimy and criminal life. that treacherous bedouin we met last night is f-cking crimy !

  • Cringleberries

    when danglers attach to pubic hairs in the crotch region, similar to dingleberries but the front-facing version. courtesy of lsg. man, that toilet paper left serious cringleberries! you need to upgrade!

  • Crud Eater

    someone who eats up all your crud. typically, the crud that comes out of girls mouths. a person who believes all the crud that someone says. aka a complete duster of a person who blazes. an absolute mockery. also, a crud eater will often be told to cut the crud. “sup you crud eaters?” “cut […]


Disclaimer: Crawled Apart definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.