craynade


noun: a cray cray (crazy) and volatile person who will cause substantial collateral damage when they go off – a crazy-grenade.

variation: a craynade with the pin out.
dude 1: ol’ loony pauley just rolled up in here.
dude 2: that guy’s a craynade – let’s get out of here before someone pulls his pin and the shrapnel starts flying.

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