Crayons and Onions


to smell musty or generally unpleasant.
ex 1:
guy 1: hey man, i just got back from the gym.
guy 2: d-mn dude. you need to take a shower, your crayons and onions!

ex 2:
guy 1: dude, smell my arm pits.
guy 2: ugh, crayons and onions!

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