crazy eskimo


when you’re having -n-l s-x from behind next to a freezer and as you’re about to -j-c-l-t- you reach into the freezer and pull out a fish. as you -j-c-l-t- you hit them in the face with the frozen fish.
peggy had a bruise on her cheek after i gave her a crazy eskimo.

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