crazy frog


extremely annoying ring tone that chavs have. also responsible for annoying an annyoing advert which is played every 5 minutes on all music channels.
its the crazy frog advert, quick change the channel!
extremely irritating animated frog used to advertise a mobile phone ringtone.

crazy frog appears at least once within every commercial break on tv, wearing goggles and helmet and riding an imaginary motorcycle with his c-ck out.

the ringtone sounds like joe pasquale immitating an old moped and is extremely popular among chavs.

unfortunately, this plague does not look like fading anytime soon, as the crazy frog now has a single (axel f) in the uk charts and the advert has now invaded terrestrial channels.
beebebedeebeedebebe…..be be de de….

anyone in possession of the crazy frog should have to pick faeces from their mobile phone keypad, having just removed the device from their r-ct-m, into which, no doubt, it was forceably inserted.
somebody asking to have their mobile wrenched from their grasp so it can be flung into a deep fat frier.
“i hear the world’s most irritating ringtone, and must destroy something immediatly. preferably the phone it’s emanating from. maybe the owner as well.”
jamster ringtone used as a chav mating call.

i have never wanted to peel a frog and roll it in salt so much.
ba – ding – ding – erggghhhhharghhhhh!!!

sorted
annoying and not at all funny ringtone which is advertised on tv every ad break at least once. only the working cl-ss idiots that don’t have real jobs buy this ring tone. if you are actually stupid enough to give into this horse sh-t i pity you and laugh at you because it’s just one big scam where jamster text you everyday draining your phone credit. my cousin was dumb enough to actually pay money for this bullsh-t, much much more money then she though. crazy frog can be heard in council houses and high schools, where the more r-t-rded of kids have been brainwashed.
crazy frog should be illegal.

this ringtone is highlighting the morons from society.
the second biggest catastrophe in human history, the first being the h-bomb. and the most annoying ringtone ever invented, which has increased the suicide rate incredibly.
arrrgh.. crazy frog! (gun shot)
jamster ringtone that is making billions for some geeky little nerd in a recording studio and causing many members of the human race to rip their own ears off in a vain attempt to make the irritation cease. after – in a sudden act of stupidity – you decide to buy it, you will have paid a total of around £40,000 trillion pounds instead of the promised £2.50. absolutely no point whatsoever.
‘this is the 14,521st text message from jamster mobile, and will cost you £10,000 sterling. if you liked the ringtone, why not buy the remixed verson, the remix of the remix version, the wallpaper, the screensaver, the animated screen saver, the game, the official t-shirt…’ er… no thanks.

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