Crazy Julio


the act of pouring hot pepper juice on ones p-n-s before inserting into the v-g-n- during a doggy style love making session, then, during the act, screaming obscenities in spanish while punching each b-tt cheek with your fists in a flailing motion.
i gave sally a crazy julio last night and now she wants me to marry her!

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