Crazy Monkey Sex
a frequent reaction women have, usually newly weds, when women are taken to tropical settings and commit unadulterated s-xual acts on the other person. their s-xual appet-te is dramatically increased and inhibitions are greatly reduced.
new husband – “man, when we were in aruba for our honeymoon, my wife was a fiend for s-x. all she wanted to do was have crazy monkey s-x all day long!”
because we are high.
lololol.
abbreviation – cms.
subst-tute cms with it to make your life.
i want it.
(i want crazy monkey s-x)
lolololol
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