Crazy Pirate
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng in a woman’s eye and hitting her in the shin. so she has the appearance of a peg-legged and eye-patched pirate.
man: ohh sh-t! i’m going to c-m.
woman: pull out, i’m not on birth control.
man: well, that makes me want to -ssault you, so put your face over here.
woman: oh sh-t, its in my eye. i can’t see!
woman: what the f-ck, that hurt! (while hopping around bedroom)
man: that is what a crazy pirate feels like.
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