crazyfat
one who is beyond obese. one must have hidden elbows (because too much fat surrounds them) and cankles (ankles as thick as their calves), but must also have a pair of sideways b-tt cheeks for the back of the neck. a crazyfat will appear to be carrying around a child in a pouch like a giant marsupial while they attempt to walk but merely waddle.
(noun) dude 1: “d-mn dude, did you see that crazyfat! his elbows were black holes, i couldn’t see them anywhere”
(adjective) dude 2: “yea, i thought his crazyfat neck was storing some chicken wings too”
(adjective) dude 3: “my dad is pretty fat, but d-mn! at least he ain’t crazyfat”
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