cream cheese and jam sandwiches


the most disgusting thing that you could ever force someone to eat, but which some sick, twisted people find pleasurable to consume
mum: have a nice day dear – oh by the way, i gave you cream cheese and jam samwhiches, eat them all up now.
kid: nooooooooooooooooooo!

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