Cream Cheese Sandwich
a cream cheese sandwich is a s-xual act in which a man c-ms between a woman’s -sscheeks, creating the illusion of a bagel stuffed with a m-ssive amount of cream cheese. also, the woman must fart to toast “the bagel.” after the man c-ms, he can enjoy his “bagel” by screaming “cream cheese sandwich!!!” and then by eating the woman’s -ss.
if he wants an “everything bagel”, he must save some of his c-m with which to glue down shaved (finely-diced) p-b-s.
“honey, i don’t feel like making breakfast, why don’t you just have a cream cheese sandwich.”
when a man -j-c-l-t-s in his hand, then slaps you in the face.
man, this girl s-ssed me today… i gave that b-tch a cream cheese sandwich.
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