Cream cheesing her bagel
to shoot ones skeet skeet on a girls b-m hole as the grand finale of a s-xual adventure
dan: hey, did you have s-x with that girl last night?
wayne: ya, and i finished by cream cheesing her bagel
dan: oh wayne, you the nastiest!
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