Cream Jeans


a word invented by tenacious d to express when something is so incredibly awesome that you cream in your jeans.
“this next band asked me to read this… stay here if you don’t mind cream in your jeans”

-announcer from hbo tenacious d series

“me, me and kg, we’re all about s-x supreme, we likes to cream jeans!”

-taken from “double team” by tenaciousd

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