Cream of Beer
cream of beer is creamy stool that has about the same texture, consistency, and density as b-tter resulting from heavy drinking the night before. drinks like cheap beer, malt liquor, or trendy mixed drinks like redbull & vodka and jager bombs are usually the culprit. stool is usually a brownish orange color and has a sour smell because it is a mixture of 3 parts digested alcohol to (0-1) parts digested food. cream of beer is usually followed by spotting or -n-l leakage that must be wiped again sometimes several times throughout the day after the initial bowel movement.
man, i need to stop drinking,…tired of waking up with the cream of beer sh-ts. plus i go through about 2 rolls of toilet paper just wiping that b-ttery sh-t out of my -ss, and then guess what, about 30 minutes later i got to wipe out the left over residue that slid out my b-tt-hole and is making my b-tt-hole itch like crazy.
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