cream of man


its the soup that comes out of your c-ck warm and ready to serve 1-2 girls.
ex 1:

guy 1- hey dude, hows latika?

guy 2- oh she’s good, she was getting kind of hungry last night during s-x so while she blew me i served her some of my homemade cream of man all over her face.

guy 1- can i have some?

guy 2- “punches guy 1, walks away and tries to forget incident”

ex 2-

kid- when i was watching that kayden krossvideo on p-rnhub, i spilled a piping hot serving of cream of man all over my keyboard, i totally missed the tissue.

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