Cream Tea


1. n, v. of devonshire origin

a slang term named after the cl-ssically english refreshment, a cream tea is the practice of -j-c-l-t-ng over someone’s face immediately after (or while simultaneously) tea-bagging them.

2. n. chiefly british
a refreshment, consisting of scones, jam, and clotted cream served with tea, usually served in the afternoon.
1. that girl was insane last night, she even let me give her a cream tea.

2. g-d, i can’t believe i let that guy teabag me and i ended up getting cream tea’d.

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