Cream your pants


when you see someone so hot, you literally blow a load in your pants. predominantly used by members of the male persuasion… hopefully.

can also be changed to cream my pants.
guy 1: did you see that hot girl?
guy 2: yeah dude, she was steamin’!
guy 1: duuuude, nasty, did you cream your pants?

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