Creampie Slushpuppy
the act of either using your lips or a straw to suck empthy a creampie from someone’s puss or -ss.
“what the f-ck thijs, what happened when you came running from the bedroom with that straw in your hand and manjuice over your face?!”
“dunno man, i was doing a creampie slushpuppy from my girlfriend -ss and she intentionally farted to get back to me from the dirty sanchez i gave her last week..”
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