Creamsaver


when a guy c-ms on a girls stomach. then the s-m-n hardens in her bellyb-tton. next morning she wakes up with a little momento…
a bellyb-tton creamsaver!!! mmm! mmm! tastey!
she woke up and was happy to see that todd left her a little protein creamsaver…. don’t skip breakfast!!
after a girl get -ss f-cked, she sh-ts out blood and c-m mixed together in a creamy swirl.
kevin f-cked my -ss so hard last night that i shat out a cream saver this morning!
when a man is on the verge of climaxing and the woman grabs his c-ck violently causing a blockage of sperm.
right before splooging, ralph made a bad comment to his hooker who grab his tool and caused a cream saver.
to perverts, something really nasty, which someone else already defined.

to the rest of us, it’s an actual candy, a type of lifesaver that had the fruit mixed with creamy flavor. now it’s off the shelves but it was delicious while it lasted.

lifesaver candy
“hey mom can we buy some creamsavers at walmart?

outdated mom walmart
a mormon missionary.
i’ve got a couple cream savers knocking on my front door trying to convert me.

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