Creamy Boatman


the creamy boatman is when a man performs a traditional style facial upon a male or female partner. small coins are placed upon the eyes of the c-m receiver to pay the boatman charon to p-ss the river dyx. any smaller currency can be used.
“after doing some h-llenic studies i gave helena a creamy boatman. there was money and s-m-n involved.”

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