creamy kaleidoscope


achieved when one c-ms barely across the retina of another, and the recipient looks directly into a source of light.
man, i gave her such a great creamy kalediscope that her optometrist cancelled her laser eye surgery, and asked for my home number.

aww sh-t, that’s good looking out man.

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